My 25 Least Favorite Movies
by Carrie Hoffman

1. From Dusk Till Dawn
2. Lock, Stock, and Two Smoking Barrels
3. The Matrix
4. Donnie Darko
5. Gladiator
6. Adaptation
7. Casino
8. Braveheart
9. The Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring
10. 40 Days and 40 Nights
11. Dogma
12. Con Air
13. Castaway
14. Analyze That
15. The Fisher King
16. Honeymoon in Vegas
17. Storytelling
18. Meet Joe Black
19. Face/Off
20. City of Angels
21. SubUrbia
22. The Family Man
23. Clerks
24. Nothing But Trouble
25. Notting Hill

Carrie Hoffman’s Commentary
ghostwritten by Rusty W. Spell

25. Notting Hill -- Man, this was bad. Remember how bad this was?

24. Nothing But Trouble -- This one should be called Notting Hill But Trouble it was so bad!

23. Clerks -- This movie was downright not good.

22. The Family Man -- Man, this movie was pretty bad.

21. SubUrbia -- UUUUU (translation: "Ew!").

20. City of Angels -- Oh, jeez, I forgot how bad this one was until I said the title again.

19. Face/Off -- Should be called Notting Hill/Off... that's how bad it is.

18. Meet Joe Black -- Oh my, how bad. Man, this was bad. Wasn't it bad?

17. Storytelling -- I remember seeing this one, and then I remember thinking it was really bad.

16. Honeymoon in Vegas -- Man, bad stuff.

15. The Fisher King -- The king of bad, that is!

14. Analyze That -- Oh, my, how bad. Man, this was bad. Wasn't it bad?

13. Castaway -- Just a bad movie.

12. Con Air -- Pro: nothing. Con: this movie.

11. Dogma -- This one was, in my opinion, an awful movie.

10. 40 Days and 40 Nights -- Should instead be known as Notting Hill/Off Days and Notting Hill/Off Nights, just to give you an indication of its badness.

9. The Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring -- Maybe I need to watch this one again...

8. Braveheart -- Brave-fart?

7. Casino -- This was such a bad movie.

6. Adaptation -- Turns out, I don't like Nicholas Cage.

5. Gladiator -- It might be better if they called it Notting Hilldiator.

4. Donnie Darko -- Someone should write an article on how bad this is and call it "Donnie Dorko."

3. The Matrix -- Hmmm, from what I remember, this was a sucky movie.

2. Lock, Stock, and Two Smoking Barrels -- Gee, this was really awful.

1. From Dusk Till Dawn -- I didn't like this movie at all.